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psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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officialfrenchtoast:

me: *yawns*

someone: are you crying?

me: no

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nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

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torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

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